March 2012
If I ever saw Kim Kardashian in person
Or Kanye West, Rick Santorum, Newt Gingrich, the CEO of Walmart, that girl who hangs out with my crush, the inventor of diet coke etc etc. 
Mar 27th
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Swiss Cheese
So last week my mom bought me a block of cheese because like any sane person I LIKE CHEESE. I decided to have the opening ceremony of releasing the glorious block of goodness from it’s package when I looked at the label. IT WAS SWISS CHEESE. Have I failed my mom as a daughter? Is she mad at me about something? WHO GIVES SOMEONE A BLOCK OF SWISS CHEESE. That day I picked up the cheese from...
Mar 26th
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Mar 26th
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Mar 26th
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Mar 20th
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Mar 19th
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Mar 11th
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Mar 11th
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Why am I so awesome at life?
another fucking successful interaction with a man. SLOW CLAP, VIMIN. 
Mar 8th
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YES
nigga-moon: I have a plan to stop kony: Take plane, go to Africa, kill Kony, grab the kids, go to The Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and then wait for all of this to blow over.
Mar 8th
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Mar 4th
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Lemon
“What a surprise, your world-view is food based.” -Jack Donaghey 
Mar 1st